All Dogs Go To Heaven

Today's little reflection came to me from the internet thingy they have nowadays.Two churches in an unnamed town got to arguing. And it was a very public argument, played out on the large signs in front of their buildings— the kind of sign with movable letters that can be arranged to spell out a sermon title or a thought for the week.

Maybe the Feast of St. Francis was coming up. Maybe it was their way of promoting the annual Blessing of Animals. I don’t know. But right there, plain as day, on the large sign in front of the Holy Rollers, it said:

All dogs go to heaven

Well, before you knew it, the Callithumpian Church used its sign to reply:

Read the Bible. Only humans go to heaven

And . . . they were off and arguing. Next, the Holy Rollers Church’s sign said:

God loves all creation, Dogs included

The Calathumpians, having none of it, replied:

DOGS DON’T HAVE SOULS. THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE

Well, maybe the Holy Rollers were just having a good time at the Calathumpians ’ expense. The next week their sign said:

Callithumpian DOGS GO TO HEAVEN. Holy Roller DOGS CAN TALK TO THEIR PASTOR

But the Calathumpians were not amused. Their next sign read:  CONVERTING TO the Holy Roller Faith DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL

At which point the Holy Roller Church sign advertised:

FREE DOG SOULS WITH CONVERSION

Well, this of course gave the Calathumpians fits. The next week, their sign all but huffed:

DOGS ARE ANIMALS. THERE AREN’T ANY ROCKS IN HEAVEN EITHER

And that, apparently, is when the Holy Rollers and the Calathumpians stopped talking to each other.
Now I don’t know where in the Bible these (probably fictional) Holy Rollers thought it says that only humans go to heaven. And it is true, the Bible doesn’t say much about dogs – or about any animal going to heaven. In fact, scripture doesn’t say anything at all! But the Bible does say a lot about love. And so, given what we know about the unconditional love our animal companions freely offer to us, then perhaps the Bible does talk about dogs a lot more than we realise.

Remember the bit where it says God created the “waters teeming with living creatures, and birds to fly across the vault of the sky”. Creation stories are full of creatures: cattle and creeping things; every living creature that moves or flies or swims, God created them. And Scripture tells us: God saw that they were good, and blessed them.

Scriptures also give us some sense of where these creatures fit into God’s scheme of things and therefore call us to be good stewards of it all. God makes the covenant with Noah and his family saying, “I now establish my covenant with you and with your descendants after you and with every living creature that was with you—the birds, the livestock and all the wild animals, all those that came out of the ark with you—every living creature on earth.” (Genesis 9:9-10)

All too often, however, we fail to see the divine in other creatures and living things. Living our specialised, sophisticated, materialistic, technological and hyper-functional lives, we forget that our lives are made richer by the creatures that surround us.

Who can spot the tiny hummingbird flitting around the garden and not wonder about the miracle of flight? Who can see a flock of geese tearing a v across the pale winter sky and not feel a shiver of alone-ness? Indeed, our very survival is dependent on the lowly and ordinary creatures beneath our feet.

A study concluded that in dry climates, ants and termites increased wheat crop yields by a whopping 36 per cent.
Ants have also been essential to the production of coffee and chocolate. Okay, so we certainly don’t need coffee or chocolate to survive, but there are people who believe they do…
Dogs never lie about love. They are the model of pure joy, pure disappointment and pure devotion. Who do we rely upon to lead our blind, herd out flocks and guard our house?

We often laugh at the exuberant greeting our dogs give us after a brief absence. We tend to explain it by assuming a kind of dumbness on the part of our pet: The dog thought I was gone forever. Dogs, we say, have no sense of time. Yet a lover is entranced to see the beloved again after even a brief absence–and dogs are all about love. And who, other than God, loves us unconditionally?

So let us open our hearts to all God’s creatures, that we might all be more faithful to our real work, that of loving God and letting God love us.

Let me close with a thought-provoking reflection from a  vet’s office:

If you can start your day without caffeine,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook it when people take things out on you
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can eat the same food, day after day, and be grateful for it,
If you can do ALL these things, then you are probably the FAMILY DOG.

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